PETA seeks to rename San Fran's Tenderloin district

PETA is at it again:

It may never make it on the political menu, but the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging city leaders in San Francisco to change the name of its legendarily gritty Tenderloin to something with decidedly less gristle.

In a letter to Mayor Edwin M. Lee sent Tuesday, Tracy Reiman, the group’s executive vice president, suggested that city officials rename the neighborhood the Tempeh District, a homage to a soy-based meat substitute.

Oh, there's just one problem (well, one of many problems):

Mayor Lee did not have an immediate comment, but Tenderloin aficionados were quick to point out that the moniker had little to do with meat and more to do with a neighborhood’s olden reputation as a place where the police were on the take, receiving “tenderloin,” or bribes, to turn a blind eye.

“It really referred to areas of vice and corruption,” said Randy Shaw, a longtime housing advocate in the Tenderloin who hopes to open a museum devoted to its rough-and-tumble past. “It wasn’t like they were giving them steaks. They were giving them cash.”

Anybody want to start Marrow City with me?

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Can we base our chapter of

Can we base our chapter of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals) on Bacon Road in Baconham?!?

Can we base our chapter of

Can we base our chapter of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals) on Bacon Road in Baconham?!?

Can we base our chapter of

Can we base our chapter of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals) on Bacon Road in Baconham?!?

 If I lived there, I'd have a

 If I lived there, I'd have a barbecue for the 'hood with only meat...pork tenderloin...beef tenderloin.  I'd invite all the neighbors.  Then there'd be a photo op in front of a nasty sign telling PETA where to stick it.  Just speaking for myself....Dang some people are outta touch.

LMAO! Let's rename it 

LMAO! Let's rename it  Petagroin (it stands for dick heads)!

 lmao. unbelievable. 

 lmao. unbelievable. 

 I'll move to marrow city if

 I'll move to marrow city if you put it in the Maritimes.

Seriously? The Tempeh

Seriously? The Tempeh District??

It was about a decade ago (or

It was about a decade ago (or so) that an animal rights group tried to get Fishkill, NY to change the town's name...not realizing that "Fishkill" is Dutch for "fish creek"! However, they didn't seem to be bothered by CATSkill, NY...idiots...

It was PETA, and they wanted

It was PETA, and they wanted the town to change its name to "Fishsave", because of the "violent imagery" conjured up by the name Fishkill.   Just unbelievably stupid... (So funny about Catskill...never even occurred to me.  LOL.)  

 As usual, PETA proves that

 As usual, PETA proves that they have absolutely no idea what they are actually protesting.  It's a small minded group of lunatics who's only real experience with animals is seeing them on their screensaver. 

Exactly! PETA doesn't care

Exactly! PETA doesn't care about animals. It only cares about PR and being in the news.

I would like to be the self

I would like to be the self proclaimed mayor of Bacon City... or Baconville. Baconstead. Bacontown. Baconland. Baconopolis...Baconham? <-- That's probably the best one. Haha.Also, vegans are stupid.

I was reading a contract at

I was reading a contract at work the other day and the address for the other party was Bacon Road. I was so jealous. And also tempted to get in my car and go check out the neighborhood. :)

Baconham...ahhhhhh hahhahha,

Baconham...ahhhhhh hahhahha, brilliant!

Ahem, I mean Baconham...

Ahem, I mean Baconham... ©2011, Sara Burns:D