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More from the prestigious Journal of Celebrity Affairs. Check out Scarlett Johansson running in her VFFs. Yes, that's Sean Penn and Owen Wilson running normal sneakers. Scarlett has a nice forefoot strike. Owen Wilson....yeah, not so much.
Ouch. When I give barefoot running beginner's clinics in Central Park, we wait for heel-strikers like Owen Wilson to run by, as an example of what not to do. He's almost certainly making big thomping noises too.
Moral of the story #1: Don't take running tips from Owen Wilson.
Moral of the story #2: It's all taking off. Actually, it's already taken off, and we're in orbit, baby. The only thing better would be seeing Zoe Saldana running totally barefoot and not eating legumes. If that ever happens, may lightning strike me dead.
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She's the mystery kudu at the
She's the mystery kudu at the NYCBR...right? Please?
I saw Zoe barefoot running
I saw Zoe barefoot running once. Although she was 12 ft tall, blue & bioluminescent so I don't think it counts...
I don't think Zoe will stop
I don't think Zoe will stop eating legumes. She's Dominicana. Us caribbean peeps love our rice and beans.And Scarlett can run in anything, I don't care. I just want to watch. Penn is hitting that. DAMN YOU PENN!!
Sean Penn is one of
Sean Penn is one of Hollywood's most unapologetic smokers, and a heavy one. I'm amazed to see him running at all.
DAMN YOU PENN!!!! Penn and
DAMN YOU PENN!!!! Penn and Wilson kind of have the look of 7th graders being made to run the mile in gym.