Animals

Upstanding Citizen #7: The Fox

As usual, the animals know best.

That's a real photo, by the way.  Here are many more pictures of a Russian man and his unusual pets.  Highly recommended.

Here are past installments of Upstanding Citizen.  Thanks to Zoe for the pointer.

Time lapse of plants growing

Plants behave a lot like animals when you speed up the tape.  Let this be the beginning of the Plant Rights Movement.

Is it ethical to eat plants?

Plants may not squeal out in pain, but they're more like animals than you think.  When you look at time-lapse photography, plants do almost just about everything that animals do.  Perhaps the ethical case for eating plants isn't so clear cut.  From the NYT:

Unlike a lowing, running cow, a plant’s reactions to attack are much harder for us to detect. But just like a chicken running around without its head, the body of a corn plant torn from the soil or sliced into pieces struggles to save itself, just as vigorously and just as uselessly, if much less obviously to the human ear and eye.

When a plant is wounded, its body immediately kicks into protection mode. It releases a bouquet of volatile chemicals, which in some cases have been shown to induce neighboring plants to pre-emptively step up their own chemical defenses and in other cases to lure in predators of the beasts that may be causing the damage to the plants. Inside the plant, repair systems are engaged and defenses are mounted, the molecular details of which scientists are still working out, but which involve signaling molecules coursing through the body to rally the cellular troops, even the enlisting of the genome itself, which begins churning out defense-related proteins.

Plants don’t just react to attacks, though. They stand forever at the ready. Witness the endless thorns, stinging hairs and deadly poisons with which they are armed. If all this effort doesn’t look like an organism trying to survive, then I’m not sure what would. Plants are not the inert pantries of sustenance we might wish them to be.

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Human beings survive by eating other living things. I really want not only to eat, but to survive. Yet a nakedly logical way to judge the value of one kind of organism over another — the rightness of a plant’s death versus an animal’s — seems, to me, out of reach.

The article is interesting throughout.  Thanks to Meredith for the pointer.
 
   
Please don't eat me!

Lion cubs at the National Zoo

These little scoundrels are about 10 weeks old.

I hope we're having kudu for dinner, yumm!  Mommy, please can we have some kudu, please please pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase!!!!

via Gawker and the AP

Almost nothing is kosher (The many uses of Pig 05049)

This is a great TED talk on the many uses of pigs.  It's not gross, and the purpose isn't to shock you into stop eating pork.  The purpose is to amaze you with all the ways we use pigs, and to perhaps appreciate them a bit more.  When we kill animals, we should use them head to tail -- that's respectful and the right way to do it.  Use all parts of the animal.  But right now, nobody -- not even the pig farmer -- knows all the different ways animal products are put to use in products like paint, heart valves, and soap.  So let's get this information out there, and pay our respects to this miraculous animal.

So with no further ado, I'd like to introduce you to Pig 05049.

Here is the site of Christien Meindertsma, and her Pig 05049 project (where she flips through every page of the book).  I borrowed the title of this post from A Hunger Artist.  Thanks to Melissa for the link.

Here is my previous post on the many uses of cattle: There is no such thing as a vegan.

List of animals that do not know what a calorie is

I am compiling a list of animals that do not know what a calorie is.  If you know of any other animals that should be on this list, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS.  I would like to make it comprehensive as possible.  THANK YOU.
  • Aardvark
  • African buffalo
  • Hamadryas Baboon
  • European Beaver
  • Cormorant
  • Dragonfly
  • Fat-tailed Gerbil
  • Hawk
  • Llama
  • Australian Pelican
  • Walrus (a very sad case because they are so fat)

Any that I'm missing?

Don't be sad, Mr. Walrus

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