A few years ago, I was your typical office-worker: stressed out, uneven energy, overweight, and inconsistent complexion. Now I'm just your typical 28-year old urban hunter-gatherer on a quest to be healthy, and having a few adventures along the way. See my full bio.
Today is a dark day. A day that will live in infamy. Searches for "cupcakes" have overtaken searches for "bacon". The world turned upside down.
This cannot stand. This will not stand. This is a wake-up call to every honest man or woman, of sound constitution and character, clear-eyed, and strong of body and will, to resist this rapacious scourge on our families, towns, nation -- and our very species.
I hereby pledge that I will not rest until this odious state of perversion is reversed, and cupcakes are knocked from their pedestal of adulation.
Join me. Join the fight. Not simply a battle for your waist line. BUT A WAR TO SAVE OUR HUMANITY. No surrender, no mercy.
