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Very German sporting events

From the WSJ:

But aren't too many athletes out there who can do what Rogelio Juarez does.  Juarez, 49, is a rising New York star in the tiny but transfixing sport of Masskrugstemmen, an endurance competition in which athletes—and they are athletes—try to hold onto an enormous beer for as long as they can.

Yes, exactly: Masskrugstemmen is the greatest sport ever invented.

Is there a gluten-free division?

 

How to shotgun a beer out of a running shoe

There are certain life skills that every civilized man should have.  Knowing how to tie a bow tie.  Writing a proper thank you note.  Slamming a beer out of a dirty old running shoe.  This "how to" video demonstrates a great way to re-purpose a high-heeled running shoe -- by turning it into a beer distribution mechanism.  

Christopher McDougall, this one is for you.  You'll see why.  Hunter-gatherers were generous and loyal to their friends, and terrible with their enemies.  Just saying.  See you at the 2nd Annual New York City Barefoot Run.

Don't forget this upcoming event in NYC Marathon event with McDougall, Lieberman, Barefoot Ted, and yours truly.

Alcohol and the seeds of agriculture

Most people assume that humans first domesticated grains for food -- but what if we first domesticated grains for drink?  Beer, specifically.  That's one suggestion of the new book by Patrick McGovern, Uncorking the Past.

Wild grains would have been time-intensive to harvest, difficult to process into an edible form, and would have been poor in nutrient quality relative to other available foods -- so why try?  McGovern suggests that grains may have been valued for purposes of intoxication first, and only later as a source of food.  Der Spiegel has the details:

"Archaeologists have long pondered the question of which came first, bread or beer. McGovern surmises that these prehistoric humans didn't initially have the ability to master the very complicated process of brewing beer. However, they were even more incapable of baking bread, for which wild grains are extremely unsuitable. They would have had first to separate the tiny grains from the chaff, with a yield hardly worth the great effort. If anything, the earliest bakers probably made nothing more than a barely palatable type of rough bread, containing the unwanted addition of the grain's many husks."

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"As early as around 9,000 years ago, long before the invention of the wheel, inhabitants of the Neolithic village Jiahu in China were brewing a type of mead with an alcohol content of 10 percent..."

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"Lacking any knowledge of chemistry, prehistoric humans eager for the intoxicating effects of alcohol apparently mixed clumps of rice with saliva in their mouths to break down the starches in the grain and convert them into malt sugar. These pioneering brewers would then spit the chewed up rice into their brew. Husks and yeasty foam floated on top of the liquid, so they used long straws to drink from narrow necked jugs. Alcohol is still consumed this way in some regions of China."

McGovern is a bio-molecular archaeologist at the University of Pennsylvania.  (That's a fancy name for Alcohol Studies.)  McGovern uses trace residues from pottery found at ancient archaeological sites to identify the ingredients.

Even better, McGovern and Dogfish Head Brewery teamed up to recreate some of the earliest alcoholic beverages ever discovered.  Dogfish Head now offers three beers as part of their Ancient Ales line.  Check out each beer's homepage for additional background.

Theobroma - Based on pottery fragments in Honduras from 1,200 BC, the earliest known example of using cocoa for human consumption.

Midas Touch - Based on ingredients found in the tomb of Kind Midas and an ancient Turkish recipe.

Chateau Jiahu - Based on jars found in a Neolithic village in China 9,000 years ago.

For a bit more background on the brewing story, try here.  

(Thanks to Christal for the pointer.)

 

Beer and inflammation

Does anyone else get inflammation from drinking beer?  It’s pretty typical to wake up with a swollen face after a six, seven, eight beer night.  Puffy cheeks, eyes, nose looking back at you in the mirror.  But how about even after a beer or two?  I’ve noticed for a long time that even after one beer I feel inflammation in my sinuses, clogging up my breathing and making my voice sound a bit more nasal.  Sexy.

I'm going to be posting more about alcohol this week, so stay tuned.

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