Humor

Drug hypocrisy

Funny cause it's true.

From Quickmeme.

Young alpha

From Jimmy Kimmel, parents told their kids that they had eaten all their Halloween candy and filmed the reaction.  This one is priceless all the way through.

Hat tip to Hooking Up Smart.

It's a small world

This was funny.  When I got roped into the persistence hunt, I hadn't realized that Philip Stark (Berkeley prof) had been the guy driving the event -- it was an idea from his 50th birthday.  So when I initially blogged about the hunt, I hadn't mentioned him.  So we're driving around Wyoming last weekend, and he receives the following email from one of his students.

From: XXXXXXXXXX
Date: September 3, 2011 9:45:10 PM MDT
To: "Philip Stark"
Subject: persistence hunt in progress
 
Hey, Professor Stark.
 
John Durant, Barefoot Ted, and a team of ultra runners are trying their luck at persistence hunting in Wyoming at the moment. John is blogging the experience, starting at http://hunter-gatherer.com/blog/im-going-persistence-hunt and continuing to the most current post.
 
I'm not sure if you follow any of the paleo/primal/ancestral health bloggers, but this seemed right up your alley. Enjoy!
 
Best,
XXXXXXXXX

We all had a good laugh at that one.

Whole Foods Parking Lot, revisited

Here's a rap response to Gettin' Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot.  The first minute is the weakest, but the rhymes really pick up and some are drop dead funny.

Getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot

This Whole Foods rap video is hilarious.  I was at a book release party last night and (briefly) met John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods.  The guy in the rap video was there too -- I'm not sure why.  Anyhow, enjoy.

How to get rich quick: Farming

From Mitchell and Webb, the same Brits who brought you The Vegetarian Dinner Party.  So damn funny.

Calvin and Hobbes on being a caveman

I had a similar moment when I told my mom that I was "going pro".  

Thanks to Enrique for the link.

Paleo Benefit #17: Less farting

It's true.  If you frequently find yourself in potentially embarrassing situations, you might consider changing your diet.

At the same time, I know some of you would consider this a downside of a paleo approach.  And ya know, men, I can understand that.  A world with fewer farts is a world with fewer fart jokes, and I'm not sure I'd want to live in a world without fart jokes.  So I'm willing to call this one a toss-up.

You'll just have to weigh the costs and benefits and decide for yourself.  This Monty Python video might help with that.

Dog steals grass-fed pork chop from baby

This short and hilarious home video is courtesy of Jeanne at Adventures of a Barefoot Superhero.  The pork chop is pastured of course, and bought through our Meatshare.  The dog must know it's quality.

Forget "It's like stealing candy from a baby."  We've got a new healthier way to pick on the helpless: "It's like stealing a pork chop from a baby."  Hahahahaha, so funny.

Dog steals grass-fed pork chop from baby from John Durant on Vimeo.

The Ministry of Silly Walks (and Runs)

Most barefoot runners have fairly similar form.  Some will bend a bit more at the knees, lean forward more or less, have more of a forefoot or mid-foot strike, or hold their arms a little differently.  But they won't look substantially different.  Shoddies, on the other hand, have all different kinds of running form.  Hobbles, shuffles, long loping strides, even longer loping stride, bouncing around, moving side to side, asymmetrical, everything.

There is less variation in the form of barefoot runners versus shod runners.  Harvard professor Dan Lieberman's research shows the same thing -- there is less variation in the impact profiles of barefoot runners than among shoddies.  This is because shoes block out reality.  They divorce your body from the reality of the ground and the feedback from the impact.  Reality is your own best coach.  Taking off your shoes is a reality check.

Now when I watch shoddies running in Central Park, each with their own funny gait, it's like the classic Monty Python sketch, The Ministry of Silly Walks.  Except I'm watching The Ministry of Silly Runs.  Have a watch below.  Thanks to Jason Robillard for the tip. 

Vegetarian dinner party (British humor)

Brilliantly funny and smart, as the Brits do.  It's Mitchell and Webb.  Thanks to Levi for the pointer.

List of animals that do not know what a calorie is

I am compiling a list of animals that do not know what a calorie is.  If you know of any other animals that should be on this list, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS.  I would like to make it comprehensive as possible.  THANK YOU.
  • Aardvark
  • African buffalo
  • Hamadryas Baboon
  • European Beaver
  • Cormorant
  • Dragonfly
  • Fat-tailed Gerbil
  • Hawk
  • Llama
  • Australian Pelican
  • Walrus (a very sad case because they are so fat)

Any that I'm missing?

Don't be sad, Mr. Walrus

Eons Of Darwinian Evolution Somehow Produce Mitch

ALBUQUERQUE, NM—The process of evolution, through which single-celled organisms slowly developed over billions of years into exponentially more sophisticated forms of life, has inexplicably culminated in local Albuquerque resident Mitch Szabo, leading evolutionary biologists reported Monday.

According to baffled sources within the scientific community, the exact same mechanisms responsible for some of nature's most spectacularly ingenious adaptations have apparently also produced a 35-year-old office assistant who has only worn pants that actually fit him a total of five times in his adult life.

Read the full Onion article here.

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