Hunting

MEAT EATER: Steve Rinella book release on Oct. 2nd

We've got an awesome event coming up: Steve Rinella, TV host and hunter, will be talking to Paleo NYC about his new book, Meat Eater. It's on Tuesday, October 2nd at 7pm. Admission is simply buying a copy of the book. You can get more details and RSVP here

Steve will talk about his new book for 20 or so minutes, then we'll open it up to Q&A on anything from hunting for beginners, how to cook squirrel, ethical meat-eating, and more. Don't miss it.

Here is Rinella responding to a vegan at a recent event.

The Debutante Hunters

This film about some Southern belles who hunt just won the audience award at the Sundance Film Festival.  Here's the full thing, it's about 10 minutes long.

I love everything about these women. 

Thanks to Joe for the link.

Can hunting save endangered species?

A number of African endangered species are now thriving in Texas -- for hunting.  Of course, this drives animal rights activists wild -- who as you'll see, don't use logic, and would rather see species die out than be hunted.  By lobbying federal bureaucracies, these ideological radicals are getting rule changes to disallow hunting of certain species without a federal permit, which will be difficult to obtain and which inevitably will lead to the decline of these endangered animals.

60 Minutes reports:

 

Let's me be as clear as day: radical animal rights activists are the enemy.

Link via Alex Tabarrok.

How to hunt an NYC mouse (with a slow-cooker)

I tell it straight.  We had a little grey friend in our apartment.  He escaped our best efforts to trap him.  When trapping fails, you have to hunt.

I've got a bunch of blog readers who hunt.  I'd like them to appreciate the skill required to successfully hunt a New York City mouse.  The big game hunter Theodore Roosevelt once wrote of the New York City mouse:

"[It] is a shrewd, wary, knowing beast; but it owes its prolonged stay in the land chiefly to the fact that it is an inveterate skulker, and fond of the thickest cover. Accordingly it usually has to be killed by stealth and stratagem, and not by fair, manly hunting; being quite easily slain in any one of half a dozen unsportsmanlike ways."

- Theodore Roosevelt, The Wilderness Hunter

Okay, maybe he was referring to whitetail deer.  Regardless, "inveterate skulker" is an apt description of the New York City apartment mouse (not to be confused with the New York City rat, who is better described as a brazen pandhandler).

Here's how to kill mouse by "fair, manly hunting".

  1. Stalk your prey (or work on your laptop for hours)
  2. Listen for rustling in the underbrush (or on the kitchen counter)
  3. Corner your prey (by swatting at him with a rolled up copy of Men's Health)
  4. Attack his hideout from above (by lifting up the slow-cooker and slamming it down on him)
  5. Return his body to Nature (on a flaming pyre in the East River)

Never let it be said that New Yorkers don't know how to hunt.

Man the Fat Hunter

This is an awesome paper:

The worldwide association of H. erectus with elephants is well documented and so is the preference of humans for fat as a source of energy. We show that rather than a matter of preference, H. erectus in the Levant was dependent on both elephants and fat for his survival. The disappearance of elephants from the Levant some 400 kyr ago coincides with the appearance of a new and innovative local cultural complex – the Levantine Acheulo-Yabrudian and, as is evident from teeth recently found in the Acheulo-Yabrudian 400-200 kyr site of Qesem Cave, the replacement of H. erectus by a new hominin. We employ a bio-energetic model to present a hypothesis that the disappearance of the elephants, which created a need to hunt an increased number of smaller and faster animals while maintaining an adequate fat content in the diet, was the evolutionary drive behind the emergence of the lighter, more agile, and cognitively capable hominins. Qesem Cave thus provides a rare opportunity to study the mechanisms that underlie the emergence of our post-erectus ancestors, the fat hunters.

Our big brains are expensive.  Fat is the most efficient source of fuel.  Elephants are the best source of fat.  We hunted the elephants until they were gone.  And then we were forced to adapt to hunting faster, more elusive sources of fat.

I'll be posting more on this paper.  Full text here -- well worth reading in full.  Thanks to Allison for the link.

The Far Side on hunting

The Far Side was my favorite cartoon growing up.  Gary Larson always had funny ones on hunting.  Here are a few.

 

 

 

Tweet Hunter

During most of my hunting experience last week, I was focused on the hunt and blended into nature.  (More on that soon.)  But just before going in for lunch, I turned on my phone and started live tweeting the hunt -- A GLOBAL FIRST (unverified).

  • Live tweeting my hunt for a bit
  • Been up in a tree stand since 6:40am, no deer yet today
  • I am using an old Sears, Roebuck, and Co. branded shotgun. Paul Revere carried this very model on his midnight ride.
  • No bucks. I am going to start tweeting like a doe in heat and see what happens.
  • Ehhhh beh ehhhh bghhh aahheeehhhh
  • The only thing I've ever wanted for Christmas is a blunderbuss. All I get are sweaters.
  • An 8 point buck just DM'ed me after my "doe in heat" tweet
  • On twitter, nobody knows you're not a doe in heat. Thats why it is a revolutionary technology. Also, #arabspring
  • Just so you know, I am keeping my trigger hand warm while I tweet. In case you were worried
  • I'm a righty, but play pool and fire shotguns left-handed. But you already knew that from my match.com profile
  • There's a version of the universe where I just shot a 12 pt buck from 125 yards using a blunderbuss. Not this version
  • Wait, is that a deer?!
  • Nope, just a stick
  • I got within 5 yards of a small blue jay but didnt fire. Waiting for a larger one
  • Deer-hunting isn't at all what I expected it to be like: Big Buck Hunter.
  • I look good in blaze orange. Just saying
  • I'm getting hungry. You'd think that would motivate me to hunt. But it does just the reverse, because I have a fridge with food in it
  • I haven't had this much fun tweeting since the last time I went fishing
  • Can you imagine if humans went into rut? Nobody could go into the office
  • Just heard a gunshot. I hope my species won!

In summary, I do not recommend turning on your cell phone while you're hunting.

I shot Bambi

Look at the 12-point rack on this bad boy.

It's a shame I didn't shoot that one.

I shot Bambi!

Don't worry, Bambi didn't suffer.  I got him from maybe 30 yards, open sights, spine/lungs, dropped right where he stood.  More to come.

Gone hunting

Not sure why I look so angry.  Because I'm really looking forward to opening day tomorrow.  Hung out with an awesome group of guys tonight.  Early day tomorrow.

Buying hunting gear

I'm going deer hunting next week, which I'm excited about.  I visited the tree stand where I'll be perched, and scouted out the sight lines, distances, and local tree lines.  Bought some hunting gear too. 

In the tree stand

Getting gear

Can you spot me?  I'm right there in the middle.  Camouflage is great for hiding in the hunting section of the store.

Calling all Michigan hunters

If you are a hunter in Michigan, and if you plan on going hunting in November, and if you don't mind me tagging along, drop me a line.  Email john [at] hunter-gatherer.com.  Thanks.

Is hunting less dangerous than driving?

The state of Wisconsin has gone an entire deer hunting season without someone getting killed. That’s great. There were over 600,000 hunters.

Allow me to restate that number. Over the last two months, the eighth largest army in the world – more men under arms than Iran; more than France and Germany combined – deployed to the woods of a single American state to help keep the deer menace at bay.

But that pales in comparison to the 750,000 who are in the woods of Pennsylvania this week. Michigan’s 700,000 hunters have now returned home. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia, and it is literally the case that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world.

These numbers are part of why those of us who grew up in rural parts of the country simply don’t comprehend the gun-grabbing impulses of some. Every single year, millions of Americans carry high power rifles into the woods and more or less do as they please – some shoot at deer, some just drink a lot – and it is a complete non-story. The number of people injured and killed by these guns will pale in comparison to those injured and killed in driving accidents during the same time period.

That's from Federalist Paupers, via Marginal Revolution and Andrew Sullivan.

Your protein needs a face and a soul

These may be my favorite lines from Robb Wolf's The Paleo Solution.  While your first impulse may be laughter OR revulsion, may I suggest we all just read it and let it sink in for awhile.

"Plant sources of protein, even when combined to provide all the essential amino acids, are far too heavy in carbohydrate, irritate the gut, and steal vitamins and minerals from the body via anti-nutrients.  Remember that whole chapter on the double-edged nature of grains and legumes?  Beans and rice, nuts and seeds, are what I call 'Third World proteins'.  They will keep you alive, they will not allow you to thrive.  Your protein needs to have the following criteria:

1. It needs a face.

2. It needs a soul.

3. You need to kill it, and bring its essence into your being.

4. Really."

Archery practice and bow-hunting

Our paleo meetup went to an archery range on Sunday out in Queens.  I haven't had this much fun since summer camp.  (Not coincidentally, the last time I did archery.)

Why did we go?  Mostly just as a fun activity.  Are we planning on bow-hunting?  Unlikely, for most of us.  I'm open to bow-hunting in the future, but it really requires a lot of practice.  The worst thing you could do as a hunter is wound a deer and have it run off.   Though if you use a proper bow from the right range it is highly accurate and deadly.   

After archery we went to Flushing for some awesome Taiwanese food.  The vegetarian section of their menu seemed a bit...lost in translation.   See the photos.  You mean to tell me that there's a vegetarian version of "Intestine & Duck Blood Cake w. Spicy Sauce"?  Maybe they make the intestine out of tempeh and the duck blood out of dyed tofu.  

Tofu duck blood, please!

Assorted links

1. The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement (so much self-loathing, it's hard to read)

2. Skinning a deer with obsidian (not gross, but they are skinning a deer)

3. Vitamin D deficiency and the benefits of sun exposure (finally getting some mainstream recognition)

4. Devastatingly even-handed criticism of the China Study, the vegetarian/vegan holy book, courtesy of Dr. Michael Eades

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